Signs that you are getting older

[The Congressman]

When you can no longer experience a wet dream.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20

I'm sure those of us over 20 will laugh at this - and that would be a sign of getting older.

[Snakey]

When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20

I'm sure those of us over 20 will laugh at this - and that would be a sign of getting older.

Thanks for your sympathy missy, it means alot

[AdamGB]

Didn't your mum tell you it would make you go blind?

[Muzzo]

when you look around and start feeling old in pubs and clubs you used to have to show ID to get into haha

[Master]

Longer to get an erection. (Does not happen to me)
Have to use Viagra (I do not use it)
Have to think of ex to keep it up. (Not me again)

[lamble39]

When you make a groaning noise when you bend down or stand up!
When you ignore The Simpsons to watch the news.
When the print in the Daily Mirror isn't big enough!

[Andre]

When you simply realize that you are finally at peace with yourself and also others;
Mainly because you dont give afuk anymore about what others think about your look or what you think;so you lose the extra baggage you used to haul around like correct clothes ,correct manners,looking great, incorrect thought patterns concerning what others think, collecting bulshit,like material objects that eventually wear out.

The richest man is the one who knows he has enough.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

When you suddenly realise your a senior member on a Boxing Forum you registered with to gain ONE SIMPLE ANSWER to a matter that wasn't even related to REAL Boxing...

[ono]

This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...

my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week

I will be 23, but a few things do apply:

half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams

9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows

That's the problem. Fame seems to be a goal nowadays, rather than being a by-product of talent.

Fuck me i'm 24 and i've just used the word nowadays. Where's my werthers originals?

[armin]

When your knees make a loud popping noise every time you move them...
Not being able to get shitfaced and then be up bright and early the day after without any issues

[Master]

When people handing out flyer's on Friday night to everyone as they pass by except you.

[Scrap]

When you stand under a Rockface you did the 1st accent of, and cant get of the Ground .

[Master]

When you realise that Youngblood was not even born when Holyfield fought Bowe the first time.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Hahaha!

Yeah also when you realise it's actually legal to fuck bitches born in the 90's