Boxing Videos

You can't see it from heah but my towso is fused to a bwock of gwannit.

I find him innocent. We all to speed up a little bit. Sam

I like that Crow was still riveted enough 2 stick around for the rhetorical questions.

19:05 Does the court in the afterlife have to be that close to the streets? What's wrong w/ a secluded area in the outskirts 2 km from the freeway?

15:33 "Hey I'm a supernatural being. It means I can travel up his rectum 2 make my point. (Yet I can still smell it.)"

9:54 I didn't know amphetamines were en vogue back than.

5:05 Eeyaaggh!!! Where's my proton pack?!

4:43 They sure like 2 say "rhubarb."

3:13 "Fiddlesticks! You consarned scalawag!" That's what profanity sounded like back than. 3:34 ♫ Robin laid an egg; Batmobile lost a wheel...

1:43 Jacksonville Jaguars 14, New York Jets 24 1:50 Jacksonville Jaguars 49, New York Jets 27

15:56 Un4tunately, since that crucial piece of evidence had vanished from the scene, the mystery of the car crash remains unsolved.

Chi Marx the Spot

I think both drivers and pedestrians need to do better. I see a lot of folks jaywalk through the busiest streets here when there's TONS of cars zooming by! Makes me mad when pregnant women and women with small kids risk their children's lives just because the moms don't wanna cross at the light.

i've lived all my life in NJ ... the drivers here haven't gotten any better since this short film was made. that said, drivers from New York are even worse. XD

@TheLateDarkWobbuffet Yeah, I kinda wonder about that too. But I AM a sort of good pedestrian, for someone who has the depth perception of Turanga Leela. ,/

The funny thing is, Joe is very representative of NJ drivers.

Personally, this is probably my favorite MST3K Short.

"He's got a lovely wife and two beautiful children." "Now I make my move."

"You were born in New Jersey eh?" "I thought I smelled something!"

Don't drive like that in my state, jabroni

"He was always sneaking up and scaring the wits out of pedestrians." Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed that.

these are the days before indicators and car insurance was invented, where you can bang your car into another and its no big deal, despite expensive repair bills. what a strange time this was. o_o"

see that's Mick Jagger's cloud, STAY OFF OF IT!!

I don't drive. Does that mean I have to go to Purgatory?

"I'm huge!"