Boxing Videos

One of my personal favorites...

"I'm making choo-choo's in my pants."  LOL

"What Train?"

"..I was being spanked by Rodney King!"

I love how the message of the short is supposedly that death lurks around every corner of the driving rules, that breaking any of the rules A LITTLE is inviting doom, yet when we finally see people dying in a motor accident it's only because they're complete morons who drive without looking at the road for a good thirty seconds before finally hitting something. Inadvertent message: only utter retards smash up their cars! You'll be fine!

"I'm making choo-choos in my pants!"

"...Women drivers!"

Will you identify this bucketful of your brother?

"Twilight" Is an abomination to God

"Never let this happen to you. Don't make the mistake these people made. Don't die." "But I thought we were all paid up this month." "Gonna need another fifty. Real shame if something happened to all this land." "SKY!"

Yes, going over the speed limit is NEAR INSANITY, but running a stop sign is just squeezing the law a little bit. The 50's were a different time...

All Nude Girls! Whites Only!

"Hey, my Advocate is here."

...enter the police state.

" You know, son. 40 percent of all acciden.." " Oh shut up, will ya?! "

"I could say bye from here." "BYE"! Lol

"I surrender! What's the charge?" "Haha! Manslaughter."

@SuperIlluminaughty But I thought they were blameless, holy creatures.

07:10 i'm surprised they didn't break into SIGNS SIGNS EVERYWHERE A SIGN

"You know, son, 40 percent of all li-" "Oh shut up, will ya!?" That joke had me on the floor laughing.

"It's a good day to die! :D" "My plan's working, you will die!" "Keep goin'!" "You're deep, Ernie." "Now I'm gonna grab A LITTLE BIT OF LUNCH!"

And yet many people who have lived through a crossing accident will say "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

30 people hate trains.

@westholmes2001 Yep, that's who it is. Every time I saw him on a rerun of Dragnet, this is the first thing I thought of.